27/03/10         SCRUFC 55, Queens 2nds 0  (Friendly)

A good win over a visiting side that contained spirit, determination and far too many props - eight in all (so that's where they all are). Queens made a minor tactical blunder by giving their huge side nearly an hours warming up drills, before the game, saving us the job of running them around.

They won the toss and elected to play up the hill. We kicked off and they came charging back up with a series of bullocking runs, backed up by aggressive clearing out at the rucks, which took them to the half way line. We tackled well and eventually the ball squirted out at the side of a ruck and was picked up by the lightning quick Griff Griffiths on the wing. He found to his joy, his opposite winger was an eighteen stone prop and as you can imagine, he was easily rounded and we were on the board. Barry slotting the conversion.

Our advantage in the backs meant we looked like scoring each time we got the ball into space. However referee and club friend Trevor McCarthy did his best to keep the contest close, by awarding Queens a constant string of penalties, fourteen in the first half alone, whilst doing an Arsene Wenger with anything going the other way. Frustration mounted on the pitch and the sidelines, but we just about held our cool and the try's eventually started to flow. Denver playing at scrum half was in his element, exploiting the mismatches in pace throughout the afternoon and even (shock Horror) put in a try saving tackle. Must've been due to the larger than usual crowd.

Pint sized Liam Roberts filling in for Dio in the much revered No 7 shirt, had a great game, fearlessly skipping between his much larger opponents, whilst setting up a number of good attacks. Ed Strand ran Amok again and was unstoppable once he got into space, picking up another hat-trick of try's - his third in four games.

The half time whistle came early and after a quick break, we carried on as we'd left off, scoring freely this time up the hill. Our try count had reached nine, when Trevor decided to abandon the game only halfway though the second spell, after a bit of handbags in the forwards. A shame for the disappointed crowd and our subs who barely got a game. But at least we were in the bar early.

The standard frolicking in the bar followed the game. The highlight being Strand senior (Chris & Ed's dad) out "ladding" his lads, by spilling most of his pint, whilst trying to down it on a chair.

Try Scorers this week were

Ed Strand 3, Griff 2, Denver, Liam, Paul Evans, Tom Faulkner.

Conversions

Barry 3, Gary Mitchell 2.

Postscript from Doris Day:-   'According to My Dad (who brought Strand senior) it may be a little while until we see him again..........'

06/03/10             Kettering 3rds 33, SCRUFC 12  (Friendly) 

Despite the loss, this was a good performance against a side in top spot two divisions above us. We started the stronger camping in the oppositions' half for the first 15 minutes, but typically, the first break in our defence led to a try as Kettering were quick to swarm on the opportunity.

This pattern followed pretty much for the rest of the game with most of Ketterings' try's coming from deep. We had plenty of possession and made plenty of our own breaks, but we seemed to be out-gunned for speed in most positions and found it hard to turn our breaks into points..

As per usual for this year, we struggled to raise a full front row and had to scrounge a prop from K's. He was a giant bearded vet called "Fish" who had just come along for half a game on the subs bench after a 6 month lay-off (should have known better). Fish was gasping for breath after five minutes and was turning a worrying shade of purple, but to his credit he was still there at the end and the scrum was solid throughout. Cheers Fish!

A solid 5 metre scrum was, indeed, the source of our first try. Doris picking up at the back and making quick yards before putting in Pete Ayres to power through in the corner. We finished the half three tries to one down, but with the wind in our favour in the second half, there was still hope.

Sadly, injuries started to mount up and we were unable to keep Kettering at bay. Skipper Steve Gutsell, playing in what may be his last game of the season, scored our second and final try which was converted by the ever reliable, veteran full back Barry "Dusty Hare" Stuart.

The game ended slightly early when winger Tom Faulkner (playing at hooker) ran face first into the back of Dio's head. As everybody knows Dio is made of Granite so this was not a wise choice by Tom, as he came out with a big gash above his right eye. Claret everywhere. Lucky for Tom, there was a doctor on hand who patched him up with six giant stitches. Whatever happened to spending fours waiting in casualty comparing wounds with other muddy souls. Ahhh the good old days.

27/02/10          SCRUFC 19, Bugbrooke 2nds 10  (League) 

Bugbrooke brought strong second team squad to Colworth and gave us a real test. The team was made up of students, colts and a few rugby league converts who had pace and agility all over the field. We started very solidly up the hill but failed to make use of our size and experience. Bugbrooke were given too much possession through indiscipline and our kicked away possession. We found ourselves 10-0 down after 30 mins. Thankfully we changed our tactics and after a series of forward drives, we came back with tries through Mark Furneaux and Pete Ayres, to turn around 14-10 up.

In the second half, the rain hammered down and we struggled to assert our dominance as the penalty count against us mounted along with a sin-binning.

Eventually a good try was rounded off by Denver to give us a cushion, which was carried through to full time. Barry slotted two conversions and the result keeps us at the top of our league with one game left to play. We still have an outside chance of winning, but need other results to go our way.

20/02/10          SCRUFC 72, Milton Keynes 3rds 0  (League)  

In another impressive performance, Sharnbrook scored 70+ points for the third week running.. A bumper squad again gave us plenty of options which included lending three players to MK in the 2nd half.

Paul Evans made his return to try and claim back his top try scorers spot with a classy hat- trick. Dio also picked up three tries in an outstanding contribution which saw him involved in just about everything, including another try from a beautifully controlled driving maul. His efforts would normally have earned him Man of the Match in most peoples eyes.

But substitute No 8. Jason Henman made a claim with a remarkable second half contribution. Taking on all seven of the second half kick off returns he made remarkable ground with just about every one of them. His shout of "HENMANS!!" got louder and louder with each return, as his runs became more and more dashing and mazy . At one stage Jason took on the guise of a slalom skier wiggling his hips through the final few poles, as he cut through the hapless defenders. Alas the final kick-off return of the match turned him from hero into zero just like that. As the big call of "HENMANS !!" rang out once again, Jason realised he wasn't going to quite make it, so fashioned an attempted hoof on the volley. It turned out to be air shot as the ball bobbled limply away along with all the glory.. Shame 8o(

Other try's came from Pete Ayres, Griff Griffiths, Barry Stuart and two from Gary Mitchell. Barry added four conversions and prop Josh Dixon added another.

Debutant and young speedster Sam Smith, also had an impressive second half, while Karl Campbell showed his versatility, coming onto the wing and finishing in the front row.

But the main talking point again was Valley-Boy Shaun Wake, who is fast becoming known locally as the Sharnbrook Ashley Cole. He again brought attention and controversy to himself, when being over the line, ball in hand and only needing fall over to score. Instead of diving down in traditional manly fashion, he tried to hand-off the oncoming tackler which lead to him knocking on whilst being tackled. It cost us what could have been a crucial try and completely over-shadowed the try he scored earlier.

13/02/10          SCRUFC 71, Kempston 1sts 0  (Friendly) 

Seventy plus points for the second week running - can't be bad !

Well done to Ed for his astonishing six tries to go with his four, in half a game last week. Good brace also from Doris, demonstrating how often opponents will slide off a tackle even after a hard initial hit, if you keep driving AND go in low. (Much better choice than the speculative pass).

30/01/10        SCRUFC 29, N'ton Mens Own 2nds 15  (League)

Top of the table and undefeated Mens Own 2's where crushed by Sharnbrook's best performance of the season so far. Despite another makeshift front row including Greg Frost making his latest comeback playing at hooker and Warwick playing at prop, we were able to counteract our deficiencies in the scrum with some superb open play. We got battered by Men's Own's forwards in the reverse fixture earlier in the season and were ready for them.

We knocked them back in the tackle and turned over ball all afternoon. Our backs were quick to take advantage of the good supply of ball. Tries came from Centres Paul Evans and Shaun Wake and a superb solo run from Chris "Crazy Boy" Strand who is the brother of Ed "Almost as Crazy as Chris "Crazy Boy" Strand", Strand.

The best try of all, came from a superbly taken driving maul set up around 10 meters out and driven forward in such a slow, steady and controlled manner it left Skipper Steve Gutsall to simply fall over unopposed (after a bit of pushing). This was against a high quality pack who had been dominating the scrums.

Talking of scrums. Hats off to lock Piers King who stood in at prop for around 50 mins and had to drag himself around the field, but still put in some crucial tackles at the end.

We seemed comfortable enough towards the end to get everyone on the field who'd turned up. But things were beginning to get a little tight until Denver made one of his typical mazy runs for half the length of the field before putting Shaun in for his try up the hill. Big sigh of relief in the crowd.

We scored a superb try right from the kick off playing up the slope. The kick off was cleanly taken and run hard back into the oppo. The ball was quickly recycled and two further rucks drew in defenders. The ball was swiftly passed through the backs, Paul Evans cut a hole through the defence for an amazing opening score without the opposition getting a hand on the ball. It was eventually the difference between the two sides.

The scrum was in trouble early on, giving us plenty of problems, but a blood injury enabled the introduction of the much revered ex-skipper Matt Webber, who took to the front row task with fire in his nostrils. Normally a lock, Matty didn't take a backward step despite his shoulder popping out of joint and having to be thumped back into place by amateur first aider and fellow ex-captain Mark Furneaux.

Rushden's first half onslaught was withheld with fine tackling across the team. One man dynamo "Dio Antilles" put in countless tackles and ball carries, as he does so week in week out. The game remained closely fought throughout, but the win was thoroughly deserved.

Paul Evans added another try along with Gary Mitchell. Barry the boot added 3 conversions and a penalty.

16/01/09      SCRUFC 5, O. Northamptonians 4ths 33  (League)

For the fourth time this season, we faced the team made up of players from a higher team. This time ON's 1st team game was cancelled.

Despite having a lot of regulars missing and the scrum going backwards all game, this was a battling and courageous (if not inspired performance) with plenty of positives. Ed Strand scored a dazzling solo try, cutting through in the centres and out-sprinting the defence.

12/12/09           SCRUFC 17, Beds Ath 3rds 0    (Friendly) 

After the drubbing we took last week at the hands of Peterborough Lions 2nds, this was a vastly improved performance against a side from the division above us. The forwards dominated from the start in most areas, but especially in the Scrum. Jamma Lawrence returned from a long injury lay off and added much needed solidity.

Our first try up the hill came from a driving maul from the forwards and was a beauty. The ball was secured at the back of the maul about 15 meters out and aggressive driving took play within 5 meters of the line. At this point our opposition attempted to collapse the maul by pulling it down and dropping men in front of it. But we cleverly slowed the drive down, whilst carefully stepping over the bodies on the floor Then put on a final surge leaving Andy Squires a simple dive over as we crossed the line.

The domination continued for much of the game with David (Doris) Day having a fine game at No 8 making good use of our scrum advantage, carrying strongly from the base, with good support from the back row.

We made a number of good breaks in the backs but weren't able to turn as many of them into scores as we should have done. This was largely due to some good defence form the Ath but included a couple of howling handling errors with the line begging.

Gary Mitchell added a fine try in the second half along with another from Doris and Barry added a single conversion.

Next game is a tough home fixture against Kettering 3rds, who are currently riding high, two divisions above us.

28/11/09     Bugbrooke 2nds 5, SCRUFC 26  (League / Friendly) 

SCRUFC consolidated their position at the top of the Courage Merit table with a good win over Bugbrooke 2nds. The league points had already been secured before kick off as Bugbrooke were unable to field a full side. Three players were leant, and although a little late in starting, the game turned out to be very competitive with some good quality rugby from both sides.

Thankfully, our tackling was much improved this week. Gary Mitchell had a good game standing in for Barry at full back and Harry Roberts had his best game of the season so far, playing for the opposition.

All the try's this week came from the backs. Paul Evans crossed the line twice and further scores came from Gary Mitchell and Shaun Wake. Denver kicked three out of four conversions.

Comedy moment of the week was supplied by giant No 8 Andy Harrison, who made such a hash of an attempted kick that he felt obliged to send an apologetic email to the entire squad from in his bath, via his Blackberry.

Oh, how times have changed !

31/10/09   Milton Keynes 2nd/3rds 10, SCRUFC 20  (League)  

Local rivals Milton Keynes were our hosts for this seasons maiden voyage of the legendary Scott Bader minibus, ably steered by stunt driver and anger management trainee, Stevie Dunnett. On board was newly turned forty, birthday boy Gary Mitchell. Still looking youthful, without a grey hair on his head!

After a few minor diversions we arrived for what should have been a fairly comfortable game against division strugglers MK 3rds.

But as it turned out their 2nds didn't have a game this week, so we ended up playing a mixed 2nd/3rd team.

The game kicked off with veteran Darren "Owlie" Brown making his first start of the season and was straight back in the groove, giving the backs some peachy ball to work with. The scrum worked very well as we made a good start in most area's. But tragedy was then to strike for our birthday boy, as something pinged in his leg and his game was over. Gary was soon cheered up though, as individually the coach and all eight subs reminded him that he should expect these things now he was forty.

Doris Day opened the scoring early on and we followed this up with a further try from Shaun Wake after half an hour, both converted by Barry Stuart. But MK began to waken, and hit back with an unconverted try of their own before half time.

The second half saw our hosts come out with new found vigour and they were quickly on the board again with a determined try through their forwards. Thankfully we realised we had a game on our hands and responded well to hold out to the end with a couple of penalties added again by Barry the Boot. Missing with just one (easy) attempt for the day.

Gary's day got better again, as Denver handed him a pretty floral dress with matching high heels and blond wig. He was then subjected to a four pint challenge by a most obnoxious (but friendly) Kiwi\Aussie from MK. Gary completed the challenge (with a little spillage) then spewed most of it back up again. (Early challenge for the honkers bucket).

The magic bus then headed back to Bedford, stopping at Chicheley and the Swan at Bromham. We left the Swan doing the classic old Seven Dwarfs exit. The final stop was The Ship in Bedford. Sadly, being a light-weight myself, I hopped back onto the magic bus for a lift home with psycho Steve with the night just getting going.

I'm sure this story is only half told and that Gary would be grateful of any further material.

10/10/09      SCRUFC 24, Stockwood Park 2nds 15 (League) 

At last a home game after five weeks on the road!

SCRUFC took on the division leaders with a good squad on a sunny day, tailor made for our game. We started brightly down the slope, showing good attacking intent and nearly scored in the opening minutes through a break from Paul Evans. But Park's defence was resolute and we eventually had to settle for a penalty from Barry the Boot. Unfortunately our desperation to score got the better of us again, as in previous weeks, as a series of penalties against us lost us vital possession and territory at crucial times.

We did score two tries in the half, the first through Ed Strand charging down the right wing evading tacklers and scoring under the posts. The second followed a superb swerving run from Denver from halfway, who sucked in three defenders then popped a perfectly timed pass for Barry to dive over in the corner. Barry converted both tries and with a 12 point personal haul for the half, declared himself too hungover to continue and promptly left the field.

The second half became more of a forwards battle, as Stockwood chose to play a tighter game and were very hard to stop The were effective with rolling mauls and short runs tight to the forwards. But we tackled well, fronted up and always looked dangerous in possession. A pattern seemed to emerge where we would make good breaks up the field only lose possession at vital moments where Stockwood would send us back with some mighty touch-finding kicks.

They took the second half with two tries of their own, to a solitary penalty from our multi tasking prop forward Josh Dixon. We had made several changes in the second half to try to introduce our plentiful bench, but it led to a bit of disruption in certain areas, particularly the scrum. So lumbering lock giant Piers Kings was re-introduced (as a rolling sub) and made an immediate impact driving Park's scrum backwards at a rate of knots. But from the following breakdown, he was sin-binned for not rolling away (lazy boy) and that was the end of his game. Another great tactical move by coach JW falls flat.

At the end of the day, our lead always looked safe as Stockwood finished the game with their final try.

Ian Clements finally made his debut after joining the club for the summer touch rugby and following recovery from a broken finger in pre season training.

Highlight of the day was ex-skipper Mark Furneaux being complimented by the referee for managing to stay on his feet for most of the game (He only played a half).

3/10/09   Old Northamptonians 4ths 10, SCRUFC 43 (League) 

Great performance this week full of attacking adventure. Boosted by a big squad Sharnbrook set about this game looking to get the ball wide and look for gaps. The first try came after only five minutes scored out wide by new Boka on the wing Callan Lishman. Barry's conversion attempt failed, when he couldn't locate his kicking tee. Running out of time attempted a drop goal........... which wasn't an attempt to savour.

We continued to attack when we could, but unfortunately our habit of committing silly penalties continued unabated and stifled our desire for open rugby, once again. ON's put up good opposition and made us work hard for our points and deservedly scored two good try's of their own.

But aside form the penalties, there was much to be pleased about, running in seven tries. Paul Evans was back to his best picking up a hat trick in the process. The game also saw our two best tries of the season so far. The first a sweeping attack from our own 22 going through 7 or 8 pairs of hands before touching down under the posts. And the final try of the game was a beauty coming from Prop Josh Dixon, who picked up the ball on the ON's 10 meter line ran towards the defence, chipped over perfectly then re-gathered to beat the full back to score.

Try Scorers: Paul Evans 3, Denver Bennett, Callan Lishman, Josh Dixon

Conversions: Barry "The prop" Stuart 2, Gary Mitchell 2

Next week we take on Stockwood Park 2nds in the League.

26/9/09         Oundle Vets 19, SCRUFC 24 (Friendly)

A hastily re-arranged match this week as St Ives 1sts were unable to raise a side. (Amazingly they were able to field a 2nd team who beat Shelford 4ths 74-7 in a Merit table game).

This was a valiant and determined win again to the Sharnbrook boys against a strong and sizeable Oundle vets outfit. Things didn't look too great at the start again by non appearances from two players leaving just 14 starters.

But we weren't to fussed as Oundle were a genuine vets team, full of gnarly characters. They showed their hand early on with a series of strong drives down the middle, giving our defence a solid test. We preferred to look for quick ball to try and open up our pace advantage, but it wasn't easy as they were also strong in the tackle, looking for any opportunity to munch an isolated player. They took a deserved lead through a good drive, eventually breaking tackles to score under the posts. But Sharnbrook came back with a couple of tries before half time, as they were able to capitalise when they found open spaces on occasions.

The second half didn't start too well when Mike Barlow had to leave the field and the defensive job got harder. Although the bruising game was also taking it's toll on a few of the vets as well. We managed to open the gap further but then Big Andy Harrison took a big hit from Oundle's even bigger no 8. and was left breathless with severely bruised ribs. But defiantly he soldered on, as did Scrum Half Olli Jordan who suffered a blow to his shoulder and had could only help out by covering full back.

Oundle sensed a turnaround and they pulled two scores back, but Sharnbrook held on bravely, and the final whistle was greeted with great relief.

Tries came from Denver, Andy Squires, Callan Lishman and Gary Mitchell. Barry the boot slotted two conversions.

Next week we are back in League action against Old Northamptonians 4ths. Let's hope that everyone who puts themselves down for a game turn's up !

12/9/09   Northampton Mens Own 2nds 25, SCRUFC 20 (League) 

Despite a very impressive performance, S&C went down to a good and well-drilled side that contained a couple of real danger men. For the second week running we had a number of late drop outs and have to thank our opposition for lending us a prop, who turned out to be a pretty useful player. Hooker Andy Squires also had to move to Prop, and winger Tom Faulkner was brought in at hooker. Centre Pete Ayres came in at Scrum Half and had a very good game.

A very narrow pitch meant the game was always going to be a battle of attrition, as was difficult to give our speedy wide men any room. Disaster struck in the first minute, when lock Piers Kings (our biggest player) pulled a calf muscle and had to leave the field, so on came Olli Miller our only sub. But we rolled up our sleeves and battled like Trojans, holding the opposition in their own half for the first ten minutes, despite having little possession. But in their first venture out they scored an excellent try from their more than useful fly half. Another try and penalty followed before half time, although Denver reduced the deficit with a penalty or our own just before half time, leaving us trailing 17-3 at the break.

Mens Own increased their lead with a penalty early in the second half and the game became somewhat deadlocked, with the heat and hard pitch taking it's toll on both sides.

But with 10 mins to go the game suddenly came alive as our efforts were finally rewarded when Chris Strand used his pace and power to find his way through the midfield to take a well deserved try. We were suddenly in the driving seat with our tails up as we sensed our oppo were tired. We added another try through Veteran full back Barry Stuart and the conversion brought us within a score of taking the lead. (18-15 I think). But disaster struck immediately as Mens own scored a try back within seconds of the kick off, but again we came straight back with another Chris Strand try converted by Barry.

The ref called 3 mins left from the final restart and we worked the ball up to half way through a superb break from Denver, rolling back the years once again. The ball was finally worked to danger man Chris Strand who cut through the centres and was left with full back and winger to beat. He made it passed the winger, but the wingers half tackle had slowed him and the full back did just enough to force him into touch and prevent a certain try under the posts, thus ending the game.

Next week we are home to our nearest rivals Olney in the league again. This will be the first time we have played them for four seasons.

Bigglsewade 13 v 18 SCRUFC (Beds Cup Semi-final 21/3/09)

Sharnbrook and Colworth progressed to the final of the Beds Cup with a fantastic performance against Biggleswade. SCRUFC had the perfect start when from the first scrum of the game the ball was quickly moved through the backs out to winger Ed Strand who still had work to do but beat his man on the outside and scored in the corner. The conversion was missed, but 5 up after a few minutes and Biggleswade were rattled. The game was a scrappy affair with the referee never allowing the game to flow giving penalty after to penalty to both sides. Biggleswade had a sustained period of pressure but brilliant defence with not one Colworth player taking a backward step kept them at bay. Half way through the first half Colworth broke out from defence and after working their way up the touchline the ball broke to Chris Stand who beat his man and stepped in off the wing to see a massive gap and he gleefully ran in unopposed to score under the posts, Barry adding the extras. An increasingly frustrated Biggleswade still found no way through resolute defence and eventually settled for a penalty kick on the stroke of half time so Colworth went into the break 12 - 3 up.

Shortly into the second half Biggleswade tempers broke and punches were traded but Mark and Walshy seemed to come off the better although the ref had had enough by now and sent one off from each side with Walshy taking the punishment for SCRUFC. This meant re arranging the front row and Steve came on with Mike having to be subbed. Some great running in the centres from Olly and Mark kept up a constant threat for Colworth but Biggleswade were starting to gain confidence and again after a long period of pressure and with skipper in the sin bin (there's a change) Biggy forced the ball over for a try but missed the conversion. Colworth then had some pressure of their own and a Barry penalty meant we were 15 - 8 up with only 15 minutes to go, A further try from Biggleswade and another penalty from Barry brought the score to 13 -18. A nervy last 5 minutes saw SCRUFC back on the front foot and in the Biggy half when the ref called time and a famous victory was secured.

To say Biggleswade were gutted was an understatement; they had clearly expected to win but our commitment was outstanding and I couldn't really single any player out. To a man everyone tackled and the forwards showed enormous heart and spirit with the backs always looking more dangerous than their opponents.

Apparently Queens or Stockward Park in the final; it would be nice to see as many supporters there as we can muster !!      

Denver

Stockwood Park 3rds 5 v 27 SCRUFC 

Another comfortable league victory against a Stockwood Park side made up from a mixture of Seconds, Thirds, Vets, Colts and a First teamer coming back from injury.

Again we were only able to muster 15, but all willing to die for the cause. Ollie Miller made his debut and Dale Edwards (A colleague of mine who lives nearby) made up the numbers.

It took us a long while to get going as a few passes went astray, but eventually Doris got us on the scoreboard with a converted try, after good work from his chums in the pack. Barry the boot added a penalty a few minutes later, which is only our fourth of the season. Who said the ELV's were killing try's.

Stockwood came back with a try of their own to make the score 10-5 at half time.

We came out for the second half a bit more switched on. Gradually getting the upper hand in the loose and looking threatening each time we had quick ball in the backs. Three second half tries came from centres Steve Judge, guest Dale and Denver at 10, with two cons from Barry Stuart.

The highlight of the game indeed came from veteran full back Barry late on, who retrieved a kick deep in his 22. With a mediocre chase from Stockwood, Barry was able to run the ball fair way back before the first line of defence arrived. He spotted a gap and slipped through it on a diagonal run and found himself in yet more space, just inside half way. He was now keen to ship the ball on but all the nearby support was blocked by defenders, who seemed to be ignoring the (by now) rapidly tiring and panic stricken Barry who by then had reached the opposition 10 metre line still unchallenged. The lack of oxygen and fatigue had now left him feeling nauseous as he plodded on in surreal slow motion with little sign of his agony ending. In a final desperate act, as the 22 came in sight he scuffed a kick forward beckoning others to chase it as he collapsed to the ground exhausted and unable to see his kick being calmly cleared away. So near, so far.

Comedy moment of the day came from eighteen and a half stone utility forward Jamma going into a tackle a little too high on a long armed lock, who got him with a perfectly timed hand-off, dumping him on his arse in the process. It was later reported that seismic alarms had been set off at nearby Luton Airport, but we don't know for sure if they're connected

Man of the match this week goes jointly to centres Judgie and Dale, who cut holes in the oppo defence at will and snuffled out anything else that came back at them.

Next week we are away to Beds Ath Vets\3rds combo.

SCRUFC 34 v 10 Dunstablians 4ths 

The taste of league victory came back to Sharnbrook on Saturday with a good win over a decent Dunstable side. The growing injury list was extended in the week with skipper Mark Furneaux pulling his back on Friday whilst sitting on the floor. After a lot of scratching around, we just managed to pull together a bare 15, from which we had no scrum half or any specialist front rows. Matt Webber and Jamma stepped up to prop but it was left to hero Howard Bullough to occupy the hookers birth. Despite the scrum going backwards for most of the game we dealt with our own ball very well and Howard even took one against the head at the end of the game.

The game was precluded by the farce of trying to find someone to throw the ball into the line out. After comedy attempts by several forwards it was decided that Mike Barlow should throw in and we should aim all our line outs to the front. It seemed to work ok as we held our own and set up some good ball for our backs to work with.

Dunstable brought with them a huge side both in the scrum and outside.Their giant scrum half caused us a lot of problems initially, but Dio soon got to grips with him and was able to bring him down before too much damage could be done.

It was clear from the outset that our advantage lay out wide and we needed to move the ball around and use our speedy backs to find holes in their defence. This was achieved with aplomb for most of the game, as once the ball was away from the set piece we were quicker in the loose and our backs always looked dangerous with quick ball. Hats off to the forwards who had to work very hard all day, particularly in the scrums, but still found the energy to get round the pitch to secure ball and put the tackles in on their big players.

We started the game up hill and opened the scoring after 15 mins with a well worked try on the left flank through Dave Judge, playing his first game back since September after returning from paternity leave and the huntin' season. A further first half try was added, but D's struck back to leave the half time score at 10-5. We knew that with the slope and breeze advantage in the second half, that the game would be ours if we kept up the work rate. Four second half tries were added as we were able to play a more expansive game and our backs cut loose. D's showed what could have been in the last 10 mins, as they were able to keep the ball tight and had a lot of possession, scoring a consolation try in the process.

Steve Judge was back in his favoured position in the centre and scored two tries, Ed Strand, his partner in the centres got on the score sheet as did Doris. Veteran Barry Stuart popped in for a rare try from full back as if to make up for his "D minus" grade day with the boot securing only two out of 6 conversions and missing a simple penalty in front of the posts.

Pete Ayres had a superb game, standing in at scrum half and looks to be the answer to our long standing problem there. Mark Stephenson (also making a comeback) had the best game of his life and Jason Henman had a great game in the back row. But the Man of the Match has to go to Howie at hooker. Taking all his own ball, with only a five minute coaching session, pinching one against the head and he turned up everywhere in the loose.

This was a classic game where the forward battle decided who won and the backs battle decided by how much. The forwards dragged themselves off the field claiming a close but well earned victory, with the backs buzzing from a polished performance.

Next week we have our third encounter of the season with Kempston.

  LEAGUE MATCH 20/12/08

This was one of those games where the scoreline didn't reflect how close the game was, or the hard fought manner in which the win was achieved. Chris Strand completed a hat-trick, with two tries late on to complete a clean sweep of 15 wins for the first half of the season. Until the last 10 mins the game was still anyone's for the taking.

Unfortunately we had a few key players unavailable and we had three players drop out on the day of the game. This lead to a fair bit of reshuffling and we had to be thankful to Dio for bringing a couple of players from Cranfield University. Lock Louis (from Spain) playing only his third ever game of rugby had a superb game as our lead line out jumper even stealing a few opposition balls as the game went on. Tom came on in the second half to replace Paul Evans (who was struggling with an ankle problem) and did a great job with some impressive runs. We had three other players making their debuts and had to press gang Bling Faulkner into a baptism of fire at Hooker, having only started his playing career this season as a winger. Must commend Bling for his heroic efforts, as the scrum was going backwards most of the day. He stuck to his task and we managed to come out of the scrums fairly well all-in-all. As the game went on his head was getting lower and lower (physically not metaphorically) and he must be nursing a jolly stiff neck this morning.
The pitch was a quagmire and was on the small side, so it was difficult for us to use our advantage in the backs. The game was pretty even in the loose and our opposition had plenty of ball to attack with.

So where did our advantage come from I hear you asking ? Well, quite simply, it was in the tackle. Our defence was superb throughout the game. The commitment from the whole team never wavered, but the back row of Dio, Mark Ferneaux, Doris & Pete Ayres (interchanging in the second row), were incredible. Dio summed it up, at one point making three big tackles in the space of a minute. This was the key to our success.

Our efforts in the forwards eventually lead to spaces being created in the midfield and our sizzling backs were able to show their class, scoring all five of the tries. As well as Chris Strand's hat-trick, Barry Stuart, playing at 10 this week got a try and added two conversions. And finally, try machine Ben Boyles got yet another try to finish his season, as he is now off on a round the world trip (alright for some). We hope to see Ben back again soon after his trip, as he has been great to have around.

Big thanks to Steve Dunnett who drove his works mini-bus, as well as coming out of retirement to play. I've not yet heard any stories from the trip yet, other than from hat-trick hero Chris Strand who left his kit on the bus with his car keys in it. He lives in Kimbolton, his car's parked in Sharnbrook and his kit's in the minibus in Northampton.

If there are any more interesting stories from the journey home out there, I'm sure everyone will be interested to hear.

Next rugby action is a home League game against Vauxhall on Jan 3rd 2009.

Christmas Cheers to all.

Jim Wingfield (Coach)

SCRUFC 17 v 14 Beds Ath (13/12/08)

A gritty, determined performance against a good Ath side containing a mix of seasoned vets, with the odd first teamer also thrown in.

The heavy conditions thwarted our usual free flowing game as we were forced to slug it out with the big and experienced Ath pack. Ath opened the scoring after 15 mins with a superbly taken interception try by Rob Robinson. Rob played first team Ath in the early eighty's and must now be approaching 50, but he showed he still has great pace, as he completed a 50 metre up hill sprint to the line.

We hit back about 10 mins later with a well worked move that saw Mark Fowler break through the Ath midfield to bring the scores back level.

With the conditions worsening, the second half became a battle of attrition, with both sides putting up resolute defences. We were forced to defend our line for long periods, which we did with great determination, although the Ath were perhaps unlucky not to be awarded a try when they grounded ball on the line which was spotted by everyone except the ref. Our second try was a beauty. The forwards battled their way up hill, took the play to the left sucking in many defenders, then releasing the ball through the backs for winger Adrian Smith to score in the corner.

The final try was equally special and came from a defensive break out by the elusive Chris Strand, followed by a bit of magic from the old maestro himself Denver, spotting a couple of slower defenders to run round and then cutting back inside to leave himself with a race to the line. The Ath pulled back a try near the end, but our defence held out, to complete another win to extend the record to Fourteen.

The apres rugby was top class, the Ath Choir of Chris Rand, Newell Brothers Spider & Money, and occasional inserts from Stu MacAskill provided priceless entertainment.

On behalf of the players, I would like to say a special thanks to all those who helped with the organisation and to all the VP's and supporters who turned out to watch the game and enjoy the festivities.

Jim 

SCRUFC 95 v 7 Leighton Buzzard 4ths

Another great day for the boys in Green & Black as the unbeaten record was extended with a fifteen try demolishment of Buzzards 4ths making it thirteen wins in a row.

Disarray in the changing rooms precluded the start of the game though, as only two front rowers were available in the shape of Stevie Dunnett & Warwick. Volunteers to slot in were distinctly lacking and the day was only saved by Stevie D. getting his pal Steve Walsh to zoom down from Rushden and help out. His pal turned out to be quite useful as it happened and bagged himself a hat-trick of tries. Sadly Stevie D. went home with none.

Young Simon Dempsey made his debut at scrum half, growing in confidence as the game went on. Denver had to re-familiarise himself with passes coming to hand instead of foot or on the bounce.

It didn't take long for us to get going with the Paul Evans opening the scoring after a couple of minutes. Barry just missed the conversion, which turned out to be significant as from the restart Buzzard worked an opening and streaked in for an equalising try with the conversion putting them ahead. The first time Sharnbrook had been behind all season. The deficit didn't last long as the big boys in the pack took control with a series of midfield charges, setting up plenty of ball for the backs to let rip. The big boys were the greedy boys this week, hanging on to the ball enough to help themselves to ten tries. Paul Evans got a hat-trick for the backs with Denver and Ed Strand getting the others. Barry the boot made up for his mediocre start slotting ten conversions in all.

Try Scorers were Paul Evans 3, Steve Walsh 3, Mike Barlow 2, Mark Ferneaux 2, Pete Ayres, Dio, Doris, Denver & Ed Strand.

As you all know, next week is of course VP's day combined with a birthday celebration for Barry Beever. We are playing the Ath Vets, who are putting out an "All-Star" team including legend Paul McGuckian in their line up. It would be great to roll out a few of our own blasts from the past. Duncan, Geoff, Blocks, Sooty, Micky, Pete R, Steve W,etc, etc. You know who you are. Please let me know if you would like to (or are willing to) come on for a 10 or 20 min cameo slot, to ensure the event will carry enough sporting memories to last Barry to the end of his days.

Cranfield 5 v 59 SCRUFC (22/11/08) 

SCRUFC's winning start to the season marched on, with our twelfth win in a row, following victory in a friendly with Cranfield University. Cranfield were ferocious in the tackle and committed at the breakdowns, but were no match for our organisation, technique and power.

Nine tries were scored with seven conversions.

We have now scored 591 points for the season so far, which is more than we scored in the entire 07/08 season. Only 62 points have been conceded.

Try Scorers this week were

Ben Boyles x3, Denver Bennett, Howard Bullough, Olivier Bouzigues, Stacey (on loan from Queens), Steve Gutsell, Tom Faulkner.

Our victory joy soon evaporated and turned into despair in the clubhouse afterwards as the debacle at Twickenham unfolded.

BEDFORDSHIRE CUP 15/11/08

SCRUFC 52 v 5 Kempston 

Another hard fought win saw us through to the Semi-finals of the Beds cup, where we'll meet either Biggleswade or Vauxhall.

Despite the scoreline, Kempston gave us a good run for our money this week, keeping the game close at a try each until a few minutes before half time. We looked like we might take just a slender lead into the break, but finally broke through scoring two tries just before half time - score 17-5.

With a comfortable lead and the slope to assist, we set about our business in the second half with aplomb. We now dominated in the loose and in the line out, although the scrum was still a bit hit and miss. Our fitness was a telling factor and by being first to the breakdown were able to turn over ball regularly. We started using the pick and drive to great effect. Our quest for a scrum half continued, with it being Shaun Wake's turn this week to "give it a go". As expected, Shaun was great in defence and made some super runs, picking up in the loose. But the damp conditions made passing a bit tricky and Denver at fly-half (never one to be shy on offering constructive criticism) reminded Shaun that he wasn't playing Flat Green Bowling and that it was legitimate for him to pass the ball through the air if he wanted to give it a go.

The highlight of the game was a catch and drive from an attacking line out from just outside the oppositions 22. We set up a "running maul" amongst desperate cries of "Bring it down" from our oppo. We took it to within a few feet of the line, but it was tragically stopped just short..

Our backs were classy again, running in six of our eight tries. Gallic import Ollivier Bouzigues scored his first try for the club. Debutants Jon Steele and Jay Ingram both made an impact coming on in the second half. Steve Judge was back from his long lay off with his menagerie of exotic virus's and infections. He did what he did best scoring two tries, but had to be replaced ten minutes into the second half, after looking near to death.

Barry Stuart showed Cipriani how it was done with the boot, converting six out of eight.

Try Scorers were

Steve Judge 2, Doris 2, Ben Boyles 2, Denver & Ollivier.

This week we have an early kick-off against Cranfield College. A scratch side with a mixture of junior internationals and novices, should make an interesting game.

SCRUFC's winning run was extended to nine in a row, with a comfortable league win over Daventry III's. But despite the scoreline, this was not a vintage performance.

On a windy day, the game was punctuated by fits and starts. We clearly had the stronger pack and we were able to punch holes in the Daventry defence at will throughout the game. But the support play was not up to the usual high standards shown in recent weeks and we threw away advantages on too many occasions trying to force through off-loads, when they weren't really on. In the end, our physicality was simply too much for the Daventry defence to handle, with most of our tries scored being scored by strong runners breaking tackles.

Tries came from

Warwick, Mark Furneaux (2), Mike Barlow, Doris (2),Denver & Ed Strand. Barry notched 3 out of 8 conversions.

Next week we travel to Rushden II's for another League encounter.

The winning run continued on Saturday with a hard fought league victory over Vauxhall 2nds. The game was made more interesting by Vauxhall putting out a mixed side, as their 1sts didn't have a game. It took us a good 20 minutes to break Vauxhall down, the first score coming from try-machine Steve Judge. It followed quick thinking by stand in scrum half Denver taking a tapped penalty having spotted room out wide. Swift hands through the centre's left Steve one-on-one with his opposite winger and standard procedures followed. Barry slotted a beautiful conversion from out wide.

We tried to play our favoured style of open attacking play, but unfortunately couldn't. Vauxhall's have the narrowest pitch in the civilised world and the Referee (knowing that he had an assessor on the sidelines) decided to blow up for every infringement in the book at every possible opportunity. Very frustrating for both sides. On three occasions in quick succession in the first half, he brought us back to award us penalties when we had broken through the gain line and looked like scoring.

Vauxhall on the other hand had a very one dimensional game, electing to use their big first team centre combination to try and bulldoze their way through on every occasion. Full credit to Shaun Wake and Paul Evans opposite them who tackled them all afternoon and effectively snuffed out their only option. They only came close to scoring on one occasion other than through penalty kicks.

We were awarded a penalty try towards the end of the first half and scored a further try in the second half thanks to a superb charge down by Steve Gutsell, allowing Dio to pounce on the rebound. Barry converted again from out wide, returning a 100% record for the day. 3 cons, 1 pen. Top banana !

The forwards won the battle in the loose and line out, and the scrum held it's own again despite our continuing prop famine. Paul Stuart, it's a great time for a comeback !

Next week we visit Dunstablians in another league encounter.

Our winning start to the season rolled on with another good over Northampton BBOB's in a shortened game. We started very strongly again, with debutante Ben Boyles making several incisions into the line from full back. So much so in fact that he looked completely knackered after only 5 minutes. Our first try came following a few phases in mid field. The backs took the ball wide out on the right and the move was stopped by good defence on the BBOB 22. But such was the quality of the clearing out from the supporting backs, that Skipper Mark Furneaux was able to pick up unchallenged to sprint home.

BBOB's appeared somewhat stunned as they gathered their thoughts (whilst awaiting Barry's failed conversion attempt) as like us, they had also had a winning start to the season. But they fired themselves up with the words that they could "stuff us in the scrums and should keep the ball in the pack". They seemed to have picked five props in their pack as if in an attempt to mock us for again turning out with none of our own. So it raised a wry smile at the next scrum when hooker Andy Squires, ably assisted by stand in props, Warwick and Matt Webber took the ball against the head and we scored again under the posts within a couple of minutes of the restart.

The oppositions resistance stayed strong, but a rout was now underway, as we spread the ball to all parts of the field. We scored six tries in all before the game had to be abandoned just 10 minutes after half time when the BBOB's scrum half hurt his neck and it was decided to take the safe option of calling an ambulance.

Our other tries came from Pete Ayres, Doris, Steve Judge, Mark Denton and another from skipper Mark, who out sprinted a chasing centre again from the 22. It should be noted that a 22 metre sprint is around 12 metres outside of Mark's comfort zone, so congratulations to him for an excellent double !

Another great performance lads. This week we are away to Vauxhall's II's in the league and will be looking to overturn a defeat in last years fixture.

LEAGUE MATCH 27/09/08

SCRUFC 35 vs Bedford Swifts 2nds 10

A dominant performance from the SCRUFC forwards set up a good win against a Swifts II side that (to be fair) were slightly depleted from last weeks game. The win was based on a simple platform of total dominance from our forwards. The scrum got better and better as the game went on, with total annihilation by the end of the game. (something we haven't seen for quite a while). It was good to have last years skipper "Big Matt", back in the line up again, combining well with new lock "Even Bigger Justin". Steve Gutsell won just about everything from the front of the line, and behind him we snapped up just about everything else. The lose play was much improved from last week, with plenty of quick ball allowing our speedy back line up to cause problems to Swifts defence all afternoon. Swifts back defended very well and all our tries were hard earned.

We scored three tries uphill in the first 20 mins and looked to be cruising towards a big win, but this was followed by a 10 minute period where we lost concentration and allowed Swifts back in to score their two tries for the day. But thankfully this was only a blip and we got back into our game and didn't give the oppo another sniff for the rest of the game.

Our six tries this week came from Shaun Wake, Dio (2), Denver, Spencer and our illustrious captain Mark Furneaux. Barry Stuart kicked a well timed penalty, but his 100% conversion rate from last week slipped down slightly to 16%. Bad luck Barry.

Debutante wingers Mark Denton and Ollivier (French - haven't got his surname) both made impressive starts. After appearing to be struggling for players on Thursday last week (especially backs) , we ended up with 8 subs. Apologies to those who had little or no pitch time this week, we will try to put this right over the coming weeks.

Dio quite rightly won the Man of Match award, but had to nominate Skipper Mark to step in for the pint-in-one competition. He duly lost to Swifts in a fashion which was almost as embarrassing as Denver's similarly poor effort at swifts last week. Something to work on !

This week we host Stockwood III's in our second league encounter.

SCRUFC travelled to Bedford to play Swifts in a hastily re-arranged pool fixture after Cambridge Vets cried off during the week. Ironically we play Swifts II in a home league fixture next week.

In a very hard fought game against a much improved Swifts II side, the boot of Barry Stuart proved to be the difference with both sides scoring three tries a piece. Our long term full back converting both of his kicks and Denver slotting the third.

The win was set up with tries from Paul Evans, Mark Fowler and Steve Judge. The first came about, following a sizzling burst from Denver from just inside half way and a nicely timed off load to Paul Evans who out paced the defence to complete the move.

The second try came from a good set of closes phases form the forwards inside the oppositions 22, winning quick ball, which was finished off by Mark Fowler coming in off his wing to take the ball at pace from a few yards out, to score under the posts.

The third try came form from a very simple first phase backs move, getting the ball out early to Steve Judge who was able to user his pace to burst through the stretched defence for a score under the posts to put us comfortably ahead.

However, Swifts came back with two late tries as they were able to get their big forwards rumbling. They also dropped the ball whilst in the process of going over in the corner. But we dominated for the most part of the game and always looked most likely to score. So it will be anybody's game next week in our crucial first league encounter.

FIRST MATCH - SEASON 2008-09

FRIENDLY MATCH 06/09/08

Sharnbrook & Colworth 111  vs  Rushden & Higham 3rds 5 

This is not a misprint, we really did put 111 points on Rushden at the weekend !

However - things weren't looking too good prior to kick-off, when two late drop-outs left us with 14 men. But thankfully Rushden (Who had arrived 2 hours before kick-off) had a spare body to lend us. Lack of front row meant we had some serious rearranging to do. Lock (Jamma) and hooker (Warwick) transferred to propping duties, while Flanker (Liam Roberts) was moved to hooker. Centre (Pete Ayres) slotted into the second row to make up a somewhat makeshift arrangement. Things were looking even worse when we took the field to find their pack was absolutely huge. At least 3 stone a man heavier.

We started the game playing uphill and it wasn't long before the associated crowd winced as the first scrum went down. But amazingly we held our own untroubled, a feat which continued throughout the match. From the ensuing scrum possession, the ball was moved wide for young Tom Faulkner to score in the corner within 2 minutes of making his club debut. Well done Tom. More tries soon followed, as it became apparent that Rushden's thirds were very much out of the mould of a traditional coarse rugby team.

A try fest followed with us touching down Nineteen times overall. This was achieved despite the game finishing 15 minutes early, as the opposition finally lost the will to carry on after losing their hooker to injury. Our stand in skipper Steve Gutsell sportingly agreed that the contest was over, but full credit to Rushden who kept playing with a good spirit throughout.

We had three players making Hat-Tricks. Steve Judge lead the way with five tries, Fonzie got four and Dio got three. Other scorers were Denver (two) Barry Stuart, Warwick & Tom Faulkner.

Perhaps this - Was this a club record ? If there are any club statisticians out there, perhaps they could let us know. We believe we may also have not just a club, but a potential world record in the shape of club stalwart Barry Stuart. Barry missed a total of eleven conversion's in 65 mins of rugby, has this been done before? We will be submitting a request to Guinness shortly. However, he did score 21 points on the day, which is not bad for a bloke well into his forties.

FRIENDLY MATCH 19/4/08

Sharnbrook & Colworth 52  vs  Dunstablians 4ths 0 

Sharnbrook & Colworth brought down the curtain on the final home game of the season with an emphatic win against Dunstablians 4ths.

With a number of speedy back available for selection, SCRUFCs used the pace to their advantage and with Fonze and Denver Bennett orchestrating moves, it was not long before SCRUFCS got on the score sheet and did not look back.

Chris Strand topped the try scoring by bagging a hat-trick whilst Howard Bullough helped himself to a brace.  Tries were also scored by Hamish, Steve Judge and Ben Buchan.

Ever dependable kicker, Barry Stuart converted 5 of the tries while Denver Bennett put himself on the score sheet by also adding a conversion to seal the 52 – 0 win.

This weekend sees SCRUFC travel to Oundle for the annual round robin tournament before they jet off on tour to Poland to take part in the Warsaw 10s.

An interesting take, below, from the a Dunstable player after Saturday, particuarly the last two sentances! Good work the Fonz.

Not the result we wanted, but I can only hope that it is the wake up call that we need for next season. Despite repeated warnings from Spencer and other members of the 3rd XV who had faced the same crowd the previous week, we did not heed their warning and were made to pay dearly. We were effectively cut to pieces in the backs and they ran in easy try after easy try. This is going to need to be addressed in training this summer as every game we play next year will be as physical and tough as this one was for us. It seemed at the beginning that we had the right mind set to really be able to compete in this game, and indeed in the forwards we did just that, particularly in the second half when we completely dominated the scrum etc. There were high points in the game, but overall it was a bit of a lacklustre performance. It has to be said, that I was NO WAY nearly beaten by the 13 year old scrum half in the snakebite race after the match. I was just trying to drink carefully so I didn't spill any on my top.

East Midlands League 6 Match - 7th October

Thorney II  7  vs  Sharnbrook & Colworth RUFC 36

Sharnbrook & Colworth continued their winning ways with a forth consecutive win against a physical Thorney team.

The Sharnbrook pack worked hard all game to provide a platform for the back line to exploit. Forward David Woodbine scored the first of Sharnbrooks five tries. Then a fine move saw centre, Dominic Hicks, score the teams second.  The teams other centre, Paul Evans, was not to be outdone and capped off another excellent performance with a brace of tries.  Sharnbrooks final try was scored by Will Kester with a sensational solo try from the half way line. Full Back, Barry Stuart, was again on fine kicking form as he converted four of the tries and added a penalty to increase Sharnbrooks winning margin.

During the second half a Thorney player together with Sharnbrook lock James Lawrence were sin binned after an altercation when tempers frayed.  Thorneys score, a converted try, came from a second row player after some impressive mauling from the home team.

Sharnbrook have a break from League action this weekend when they take on Oundle 2nds/3rds in a friendly at Colworth sports field in Sharnbrook.